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I woke up at five yesterday, paranoid I was late for work. It was hard to go back to sleep for another hour and a half.

I did the same sort of thing today: woke up at four thirty, made myself go back to sleep ... but then I woke up at five as well, and made myself go back to sleep.

It's awesome and all that I'm making myself get up well on time to get ready for work, but holy fuck why can't my inner clock be like timed a little better?

Thank fuck, I've got a job.

Finally, I am no longer unemployed. Tomorrow I shall be starting my splendid new job at the Lakeview Hotel. I will be a housekeeper.

So, a chambermaid.

Maybe if I'm lucky, I'll get to wear this:



... What a slut~

The best part of this job is that I know I'm going to like it. I know all of the girls on the housekeeping staff, the head of housekeeping is my friend's mother, and I'll admit it--I love cleaning. Basically I'm going to get paid to do something that I like all day while either listening to music or watching television. Shit will be cash.

Oh, and people in hotels are notoriously bad at hiding their drugs.

:)

Anywho, I start training tomorrow. Should be fun. I'm just glad to have a source of income again. In a couple of weeks I'll be able to put insurance back on my car and use my BlackBerry again, fuck year.

Maybe I'll get to wear a stylish number like this one?:



I hope Ralph Fiennes checks in and falls in love with me. Shit would be so cash, it would go straight to the bank.



Mmmm.



Oh Ralph, why you gotta be hanging out with Liv? You're both too pretty to be in the same room as one another, obvs.

God, Ellen Page is pretty ...

So, so pretty ...

Okay, I'm actually going to sleep now. I think.

Blogging?

Alright, I've pimped my ride blog out. Let's see if I actually stick with it this time.

For now, though, I'm fucking sleeping. Playing Final Fantasy IV: DS and sleeping.

Have some Ellen Page:



And Eva Green, while I'm at it:

Holy shit.

A blog.